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11 months ago on September 26th, 2013 | J | 134,689 notes

overheard in GTA

nosdrinker:

guy: hey baby what can I get for ten bucks

prostitute: you can take the bus home and jerk off thinking about me get the fuck out of here

11 months ago on September 25th, 2013 | J | 73,740 notes
11 months ago on September 25th, 2013 | J | 55,154 notes
chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end

chainsawpunk5:

when will the oversexualization of women’s costumes end

11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 181,436 notes

yongmuney:

my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing

11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 131,439 notes
11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 48,134 notes

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 158,980 notes
11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 3,288 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

tastefullyoffensive:

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11 months ago on September 18th, 2013 | J | 3,413 notes
11 months ago on September 17th, 2013 | J | 247,957 notes